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jake the asshole
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It took me two days, and whole lot of ass kissing…

But now I’m only grounded until the beginning of April.

Success.

jakethesoc:

(Source: blaineisswitzerland)

jakethesoc replied to your post: So this weekend I’m definitely sneaking you out of the house and taking you to Dalton. Just so you know.

I lava you.

jakethesoc sent: So this weekend I'm definitely sneaking you out of the house and taking you to Dalton. Just so you know.

You’re the best, bro.

kurtfollowsthatdream:

No - he knows how much I miss you. 

<3

I love you.


jakethesoc:

blaineisswitzerland:

You know it’s true.

Don’t even try to deny it, Jake.

I don’t even know what it means.

It means I’m ballin’ so hard mothafucka’s wanna fine me.

Really, Jake. How do you not understand this?

jakethesoc:

blaineisswitzerland:

I am not a dork.

I’m awesome.

Ballin’ so hard mothafucka’s wanna fine me.

Oh god.

Not that again.

You know it’s true.

Don’t even try to deny it, Jake.

jakethesoc:

blaineisswitzerland:

Thank you.

And that’s wassup.

Don’t mention it.

Dork.

I am not a dork.

I’m awesome.

Ballin’ so hard mothafucka’s wanna fine me.

jakethesoc:

blaineisswitzerland:

Do it. For the love of god, save me from this house! I’m about to go crazy.

Is to.

Ok, ok…just tell me when she’s asleep and I’ll swing by, alright?

Well then.

Thank you.

And that’s wassup.

jakethesoc:

blaineisswitzerland:

I don’t even know how to approach it, dude.

Rude.

I could totally kidnap you, but that wouldn’t end well.

Is not.

Do it. For the love of god, save me from this house! I’m about to go crazy.

Is to.